Randy (Too Old for This Shit)

from Sad Moments in Modern Music by Cousin Dud

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lyrics

Randy's 2 old fer this shit
too young to retire and he's too broke to quit
so he sits and complains through the whole goddamn shift
yeah Randy's 2 old he's 2 old fer this shit.

says his heart just ain't in it no more
its a lifetime gone by since he walked through that door
there were Pantera tickets he wanted to score
this or Dutch Glow Wood Milkin' the furniture store

pushin change at the Shell ain't no gas,
you don't need no ID Randy won't even ask
slidin' kids cigarettes through the bullet proof glass
that they don't even need man this town ain't that bad

Randy's 2 old fer this shit
too young to retire and he's too broke to quit
he was young once thought life had so much more in store fer him
oh but now Randy's 2 old fer this shit
and now it's to late to change any of it

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from Sad Moments in Modern Music, released September 12, 2015

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